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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Game of The Day 16... Every Day New Game....

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A beautiful mahjong adventure through the poignant memories of an old woman. Relive a heartbreaking romance, 70 years in the making. Mahjong Memoirs brings the classic mahjong game play into the next generation. Experience a tragic story of love, betrayal, and mahjong. Play more than 230 levels in both story mode and endless mode!
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In Coffee Rush, The Smokestack Coffee Company is polluting the town with bad coffee and it`s up to you to open up your own coffee shop and take back the town! Swap coffee beans, milk, sugar and other tasty ingredients to prepare a menu full of tasty blends. Upgrade your shop, recipes, treats and bonuses. Need a jolt? Blast-off with Coffee Rush!
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Nestled within an old tree, in an abandoned curiosity shop, the Little Folk await you. The enchanted world of Faery needs you to restore the fragile balance which was shattered! Discover a small village of fairy creatures and embark on a fascinating adventure where you will help the inhabitants to restore their world. What is behind the mysterious, omnipresent mist? What secret lies behind the nostalgic creatures who are now roaming the place?
With the help of a fairy, solve these mysteries through numerous quests and restore your shop's splendour of old. Gather and collect hidden runes in the landscape, help dryads plant a tree, organize a banquet to attract lost leprechauns, repair the ruins... many tasks are awaiting you!
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Game of The Day 15... Every Day New Game....

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Compete with the neighbors for the highest score in ten home-themed card games including furnish your home, remodel the kitchen, landscape the yard, and plan a party, to name just a few.
Achieve 'Full House' for a big bonus, or shoot for the risky, but rewarding high-end sets. Use bonus cards to make special plays and gain additional points. Earn medals, awards, and badges as you unlock the advanced card games.
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It`s best not to mess with Texas in this battle to poker superstardom. Earn your title by challenging old western poker pros and see your name in the local paper. Compete for cash, fame, properties, transport assets, and more. Youda Governor of Poker revisits the roots of this riveting card game. You`ve got to hold em and know when to fold em to take over Texas.
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You've been stranded on a deserted island -- or so you thought! Play Skip-Bo to appease the Great Volcano with the help of friendly islanders. The object of the game is to be the first player to play all of the cards in your Stock pile in numerical order on the Building piles. At the start of your adventure, you'll be taken through a quick tutorial to bring you up to speed. With four game modes, challenging mini-games and endless family-friendly fun, Skip-Bo: Castaway Caper is an original adventure featuring one of the world's favorite card games!
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Monday, November 9, 2009

Game of The Day 14... Every Day New Game....

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Long ago the ancient book of legend, Pahelika, was used to defeat an evil warrior-king. In order to protect the book, it was hidden and guarded in a secret temple. As the descendent of the original wielder of the book, it is up to you to prove your mind, body, and soul worthy of the magical artifact! Advance through unique tests, and travel to a mysterious world in Pahelika- Secret Legends, an exciting Hidden Object Adventure game!
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Once Upon a Time in Chicago, bootleggers, flappers, gangsters, and underground casinos were the norm! Enjoy this colorful lotto game set during the deceitfully romantic times of 1930s Chicago. Work your way from rags to riches as you try your luck in different casinos. Race against the clock and use a variety of power-ups to defeat your opponents, and write the perfect happy ending to your fairy tale.
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See what life in Bikini Bottom has in store for SpongeBob and all of his friends in The Game of Life - SpongeBob SquarePants Edition! Spin the wheel as SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, or Squidward in two great game modes. Play the way you remember with the official Game of Life rules, or play with SpongeBob's rules featuring waterlogged mini-games to change prices and bend the rules. Or, customize the game, create your own rules, and play your way! Featuring incredible 3D graphics, fantastic animations, and loads of surprises, The Game of Life - SpongeBob SquarePants Edition is a wonderfully wacky version of the classic family board game. Get your feet wet with the free trail version of The Game of Life - SpongeBob SquarePants Edition, or play the full unlimited version and see if you can be the one who ends up with the most clams!
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Game of The Day 13... Every Day New Game....

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Take a seat in the director's chair in Tinseltown Dreams: The 50's, a fun new Match 3 game set during this renowned time in film. Play through 70 cinema-inspired levels while using exciting power-ups, hilarious combo bonuses, and a wild popcorn maker! Experience level designs from 7 famous film genres such as Western, Romance, Sci-Fi and more!
With your accumulated budget, you can hire yourself a professional cast and crew for your film. Customize your sets and choose from over 180 unique props and upgrades for your movie. Make each film unique as you scale your props in size, place your actors on the stage, and arrange them all as you see fit!
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Don't miss this chance to create new tanks for your quirky friends and decorates them with all new accessories in Fishdom Harvest Splash game. Become an owner of new aquariums decorated in fall-time style!
Fishdom Harvest Splash is a catching sequel to the Fishdom games series. Featuring match-three puzzle game play it invites you to walk through dozens of its challenging levels. Build unlimited number of tanks, buy exclusive fall-time ornaments and make your creations comfortable places to live in. In Fishdom Harvest Splash you’ll see your aquarian’s dreams come true!
Download Fishdom Harvest Splash and have hours of puzzling fun for the whole family.
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Build up your spooky Fishdom! Earn cash as you complete addictive tile-swapping levels and spend it to fix up your spooktacular tank. Create the eerie atmosphere of an underwater haunted house with witches, vampires and ghosts in your aquarium. Have fun taking care of quirky tropical fishies and adding boo-tiful accessories to the virtual aquarium of your dreams! Win trophies as you polish your aquarium design skills in this brrrilliant match-3 sequel to Fishdom™! Get splashed with Fishdom fun!
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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Game of The Day 12... Every Day New Game....

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Travel back to the Stone Age for fast and colorful fun! Visit the age of reptiles on a quest to match rolling rocks before they reach the end of the path. Use your shooter to grab colored rocks from the rolling rows, fire them back to make a match and clear the path before it's too late. Travel through a wild jungle, a frozen glacier, a blazing volcano and more in this addictive action-puzzler!
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Bato - a very interesting desktop game. On board are chips of different colors. You need to face the same color chips and then they disappear from the field. The level is considered passed, when on the playing field will not remain a single chip. Various obstacles in the field are designed to complicate the process, you win the game. But you have to do so would be an adequate response - bonuses that gradually accumulate and which can be used at any time.
Perfect tabletop game Bato has colorful graphics, interesting plot and good music. It could easily become a tool for novice players in the pool. Indeed, in the game Bato angle of incidence is always equal to the corner reflection.
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Return to the jungle in The Treasures of Montezuma 2, an all-new match-three game with more levels, more challenges and more fun! Power-up totems and unleash special powers by making multiple matches of the same colored token. Then rack up a high score by activating Score Frenzy with a series of insanely fast matches. Finally, unlock trophies for performing amazing feats as you try to collect all of the gems on each level before time runs out.
Treasures of Montezuma 2 features a redesigned Adventure Mode with three difficulty levels, allowing players who thought the original Montezuma was too hard to win and giving experienced gamers who crave a challenge a chance to turn up the heat. A puzzle mode with 40 levels and an unlockable Endless Mode round out the features of this exceptional casual offering.
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Friday, November 6, 2009

GAME OF THE DAY 11... EVERY DAY NEW GAME...

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Hours of match-making and creature-creating fun await you in Evoly, a delightful new arcade life sim! Make fast matches in the puzzle rounds to clear the board and watch your income grow. Then use the money you've earned to purchase a range of plants and creatures and bring a barren world back to life. As you progress, you can upgrade your creatures to produce hundreds of unique species and populate three worlds with a variety of eye-popping delights. Don't pass up the chance to play this new classic!
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Use your quick hands and puzzle reflexes to conquer the world of card magic in this unique mahjong card game. Card Tricks is an ingenious mahjong interpretation that uses cards instead of tiles to provide the same kind of captivating game play in a brand new shape. Start your career of illusionist apprentice and work your way up to a world famous card magician. Will you be able to step up and pass the difficult challenges that lie ahead in the magical world of Card Tricks?
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Hoppi is a dwarf-craftsman. He knows the art of alchemy and he is skillful enough to build beautiful golden items for royal family. Build Alchemical Sand Glass, Necklace of Wisdom, Crown of Strength and other magic items with gold and diamonds that you earn while completing the missions. Enjoy endless hours of fun and excitement completing sparkling missions in a company of a cute dwarf character! Once you start this ultimate game you might not be able to stop!
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

GAME OF THE DAY 10... EVERY DAY NEW GAME...

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Delaware St. John is able to see the extraordinary, and uses his gift to solve mysteries. One night, he ends up in the decrepit remains of an abandoned building, nicknamed Midnight Manor. Eerie voices call to Delaware, asking him to right the wrongs of their past. Delaware is not alone in the rotting building and will need your help in Delware St. John: The Curse of Midnight Manor, a spooky Adventure game!

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Join Ariane, a young journalist who falls into the scoop of a lifetime when she discovers an unknown world far below Earth's surface. You'll explore primitive landscapes populated by strange beasts and interesting civilizations. The choices you make determine the future of this world. Will you help save these strange beings and their home, which is already in peril, or will you launch Ariane's career by exposing their story and threatening their very existence?

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In Law & Order: Criminal Intent, your goal is to solve four murder cases. You’ll initially be presented with three homicide cases which can be solved in any order. After solving all three cases, you’ll be presented with an additional one that ties the previous murders together. Your ultimate goal is to solve the fourth (and most challenging) case to uncover the truth.
You play Detective Robert Goren and guide his every move throughout the investigations. You’ll need to search the scenes for clues and order lab tests, surveillance reports and background checks. As you question witnesses and interrogate suspects, you’ll need to choose which interview techniques to employ. It’s up to you as Detective Goren to track down the killers and bring them to justice.


Case 1 - Martin Castillo Murder:
Ambitious prosecutor Martin Castillo is found floating in the East River, with multiple stab wounds in his body.
Case 2 - Lisa Stokes Murder:
A beautiful young woman is murdered in a hotel room. Lisa Stokes’ wrists are slashed and, interestingly, a pillowcase draped over her face.
Case 3 - James Warren Murder:
Bank Executive James Warren is bludgeoned to death by a baseball bat wielding assailant, in the foyer of his home.
Case 4 - Travis Chase Murder:
As Detective Goren solves each murder, he begins to realize that they are somehow connected. But how?

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Game of The Day 9... Every Day New Game....

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Introducing the next generation of number puzzles!
Taking Suduko and Ken Ken games to a whole new level, Square logic allows you to spend more time playing and less time jotting down possibilities.
Combining simple arithmetic with colorful cages and logical problem solving, this new puzzle game makes sure you never have to guess and you don't have to be a math wiz! with puzzles ranging from easy to hard, you'll progress along the path to enlightenment as you build your problem - solving brain power with Square Logic.
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Click on letters to spell words and reveal fun photos. There's two modes to play: "Jig Words" mode challenges you to find all the possible words and includes exciting "Word Duel" bonus rounds. "Letter Racing" mode places you in competition with 3 other players to see who can find words the fastest! As you make words, you're also revealing hundreds of fun photos and you can even add your favorite photos right into the game.
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Hatch baby dragons by matching three or more of their like-colored eggs. Be quick before their columns reach the top or your level is over. After you have hatched enough, it's time to get to the nursery and raise them so that they can fly off to return peace once again. Build their nests, wash and feed them and make sure they get their vitamins! Buy upgrades to fix up your nursery and restore the habitats one-by-one.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Game of The Day 8... Every Day New Game....

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Put each puzzle-piece on it's place to revive the picture. 100 stunning, ripe, juicy jigsaw levels. From 3x3 to 6x6 puzzle-pieces difficulty.Y ou HAVE to taste this game! Vitaminize Yourself!
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Dive down to the tranquil undersea world of Wyland, the world's Premier Ocean artist and a pioneer in the marine art movement since 1971. This wonderful collection brings together 40 beautiful images of life below the waves. With more than 500 pieces, your choice of shapes, piece rotation and hundreds of images to choose from, the possibilities are endless. You could spend a lifetime at this game and never play the same puzzle the same way twice!
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Travel the world with Penny Puzzle as she takes photographs of famous and renowned landmarks and locations. Journey from Egypt, to the Forbidden City, to Paris, and beyond. Impress your boss, Mr. Mumbles, and climb the corporate ladder as you embark on an adventure, capturing images and piecing together uniquely crafted 3D puzzles.
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Monday, November 2, 2009

Game of The Day 7... Every Day New Game....

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Michael and Quinn Harker grew up thinking Dracula was nothing more than a fairy tale. But now, after over 100 years, the undead count has risen from his grave as Vladimir Draco, thirsting for blood and revenge. Only the descendants of the Van Helsing and Harker families can stop him and save their friend before he is lost to the darkness forever. Search for cursed artifacts and holy relics, facing werewolves, vampires, and dark spirits in a globe-spanning Gothic hidden object adventure
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The launch of Titanic II is set to mark the one-hundredth anniversary of the original ship. But a mysterious adversary has hidden a bomb aboard the new ocean liner. You are the sole person who can find out where the bomb is hidden and save the ship and all aboard.
Search for hidden objects in unique locations around the majestic ship, to discover hidden diary entries and other clues to reveal the bomb's location. Along the way you'll interact with different characters to learn little-known secrets of the original Titanic, and solve a century old mystery from that ill-fated voyage.
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Uncover the story-behind-the-story from one of the scariest tales ever in Campfire Legends - The Hookman, a hidden object adventure of darkness, shadows and frights!
On a night as black as ink, Christine's plans for a romantic getaway go horribly awry. It starts with a ransacked mountain cabin and mysterious clues, and ends in a place far, far worse that she can possibly imagine.
Walk in Christine's footsteps and experience the fright of this fateful night before your very eyes! Help her piece together events of what has happened and how to stay alive. Only with nerves of steel and a clear mind can you find life-saving objects and solve challenging puzzles. Can you escape the Hookman and make it out alive?
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Game of The Day 6... Every Day New Game....

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Two years after Diana and her sister found the mysterious amulet while hunting for important treasures, the Earth starts to experience a string of scary cataclysms, like flooding in Africa, and drought in Venice. Diana has a strange feeling that the amulet has something to do with the disasters, and sets out with her archaeologist father for clues about how she can stop the world from being destroyed.
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Steve the Sheriff is back in an all new case in Neptuneville. The Mona Medusa is missing and it`s up to you to help Steve the Sheriff track down the thief. Use your Hidden Object skills to scour a multitude of screens. Find key objects within the scene to solve fun Adventure-style puzzles. Follow Steve and his lovable family in this one-of-a-kind Hidden Object Adventure game.
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Explore magnificent New York City on your next Big City Adventure! The Big Apple has become home to thousands of hidden items and minigames. Discover fascinating and obscure facts about NYC and its history. Earn magnificent mementos and beautiful postcards as you travel around the huge city, finding Hidden Objects and playing minigames. Challenge all of your friends and family to beat your high score!
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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Game of The Day 5... Every Day New Game....

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The Fire dragon terrifies the Kingdom of Carpia once again and it's up to you to save the inhabitants and regain the crown of Carpia in Fire & Ice The Dragon Chronicles. Start your journey to wake up the Ice dragon and defeat the Quilok army. The Fire & Ice The Dragon Chronicles game follows the epic line of the movie with the same name and combines a beautiful gameplay with incredible images and music.
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First, aliens entered our dimension and kidnapped thousands of men and women. Then, in a whirlwind of human ingenuity, the brightest minds on Earth came together and created the Magic Ball of Relativity, which can return any object it touches to its home planet. Finally, they chose you to rescue the abducted. So strap into your starship, transport the Magic Ball across space and launch it at the objects placed before you! If your aim is good, then you will return a hero. Powerups will emerge from smashed items, interactive objects will keep you on your toes and explosive 3D visuals will amaze you right up to the end. Don't miss Magic Ball 4, the greatest Magic Ball adventure to date!

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3) New Beta Test Game From Alawar Entertainment.
Genre : Time Management Game

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Game of The Day 4... Every Day New Game....

1) Build words and battle nearly 50 warrior foes in Bookworm Adventures The Monkey King! It's up to you to save the world of books from its greatest threat yet! But this time you’ll have help from fighting friends, the Legendary Master and Monkey King! Boost your word power with all-new Rainbow Tiles and earn 8 new treasures along the way. And remember - the better the word, the badder the damage! You don’t want to miss this special single-mode edition of Bookworm Adventures 2!
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When a band of merry sailors is cast up on the shores of a beautiful island, they find themselves in need of shelter and sustenance. Explore your new home, build mills and quarries, engage in trade and purchase upgrades to help these courageous settlers make ends meet. Just don't let the bad guys loot your supplies! To help you fight them off, you can build a catapult to protect your property. Get creative as you build your very own island paradise in this new hit from the creators of Farm Frenzy!

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Congratulations, you have been selected as a contestant for the TV show Kitchen Brigade! Over the next 66 days, you must successfully open and manage 7 different restaurants. Manage your 3 chefs and, when the orders start piling up, give your chefs a hand by playing cooking mini-games! Serve enchiladas, clam chowder, chicken satay, and over 50 other recipes in kitchens you build and upgrade. It's up to you to win the Kitchen Brigade TV Competition!

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hadiah dari ibu mertua....

Alkisah ada Seorang ibu dengan 3 menantu dari ketiga-tiga puterinya yang cantik-cantik, sang ibu mertua ingin tahu apakah ketiga menantunya itu sayang kepada mertuanya atau cuma putrinya saja.

Dia lalu memutuskan menguji mereka secara bergantian. Suatu hari dia mengajak menantu pertama naik perahu motor ke tengah laut. Di sana dia sengaja menjatuhkan dirinya dari perahu & terlempar ke dalam air laut. Sang menantu tanpa pikir panjang langsung terjun menyelamatkan ibu mertuanya.
Besoknya ketika keluar rumah, sang menantu pertama melihat mobil Nissan Livina terparkir di depan rumah, & secarik kertas bertulisan “Dari ibu mertuamu”.

Giliran menantu ke-2 yang diajak ke tengah laut. Sekali lagi sang mertua pura-pura terjatuh & terlempar keluar perahu. Menantu kedua ini melupakan pakaian & dompetnya, langsung terjun demi menyelamatkan mertua tercinta.
Besoknya di depan rumah menantu ke-2 terparkir Toyota Alphard, disertai kertas bertuliskan “Dari ibu mertuamu”

Ketika giliran menantu ke-3 diajak ke tengah laut, sang mertua kembali melakukan gerakan terjun bebas. Tapi, malangnya kali ini sang menantu bercekak pinggang memandang ibu mertuanya yang tercungap-cungap di dalam air.
Sempat-sempatnya dia berkata, “Rasakan kau!”, sambil berputar membawa perahunya ke darat. Besok harinya ketika menantu ini keluar rumah, di depan rumahnya terparkir Mercedes Benz S-Class terbaru beserta kertas bertuliskan, “Dari ayah mertuamu”.

Game of The Day 3... Every Day New Game....

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Political intrigue spans national borders in The Tudors, a historical hidden object game. When King Henry VIII asks you to be his eyes and ears in Europe, you are drawn into a world of deception and murder. As you assume the role of the spy, you will find that even the simplest objects can hold vital clues. Royal intrigue abounds in The Tudors!
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In Ghost Town Mysteries Bodie, don't stay past dark in the Ghost Town of Bodie. Tourists have reported seeing the ghost of Evelyn Byers, a little girl who was killed by a pick axe over a hundred years ago. The tombstones of the twelve witnesses are missing and something is definitely up. Pick up the investigation from where the famous reporter Amy Brown left off. Recover the keys to the thirteen homes she was investigating, find the items in her notebook, and solve this hundred year old mystery once and for all. Over 30 locations, 13 haunted houses, 17 puzzles, 13 mini puzzles. And oh! Did we mention the ghosts? Yeah, there are ghosts!

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Stroll through the gothic and gloomy alleys of Prague, listen to chansons on the streets of Paris and enjoy the elegant and light architecture of Venice in this Hidden Object game. As Francesca Di Porta, you are looking for clues to shed some light on Casanova’s life and reveal his greatest secret. Unfold the mystery that is Casanova, the world`s most famous lover and adventurer, in Insider Tales: The Secret of Casanova!

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Game of The Day 2... Every Day New Game....

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From Japan to Barcelona, racks full of vibrant clothes and lifelike new male and female models await in Jojo's Fashion Show: World Tour. Mother and daughter designers, Jojo and Rosalind Cruz, have finally earned a name in the fashion world. Now Ros is leaving the nest to pursue her own dreams and Jojo must find a reliable replacement. As backstage drama unravels, Jojo quickly discovers that fair-weather friends and ruthless enemies are closer than she ever suspected.
Join Jojo in her worldwide quest to keep the Las Cruces label hot and fend off devastating scandals. Can you suit up a burly Bullfighter with seconds to spare? Do you have what it takes to design clothing worthy of the Las Cruces runway? With Ros across the ocean and the Las Cruces label on the rocks, Jojo needs your fashion savvy more than ever.
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Pack your bags for a trip through the skies in Airport Mania! Travel through 8 amusing airports while you land a variety of planes, purchase upgrades, and avoid delays. Stay on your toes as some planes carry precious cargo and will need to land in a hurry, while others might need a trip to the repair shop. But, with good planning, you'll make it to the gate on time! With unique challenges, whimsical characters, and fun that will put a smile on your face, Airport Mania is one flight you can't miss!
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Two mages have moved to the edge of the forest, and are living happily in a small house. One night, while one of the mages was away, a dark and sinister force breaks into the house and whisks away one of the mages. With no other options, the other mage goes on a search for the love of his life! Explore a dark and mysterious forest and find the evil kidnappers in Hidden Magic, an exciting Hidden Object game!
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Game of The Day.... Every Day New Game....

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Travel back in time and learn how the city of Myst was able to overcome its humble beginnings and become a thriving kingdom in Millennium: A New Hope. Marine has decided to help her father challenge the rich of Myst, and bring on an era of change. Travel the countryside getting stronger and taking on the oppressive upper-class in this fast-paced Action game. Gather the strongest fighters you can and walk away victorious!
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Help build the World of Zellians from the ground up by taking total control of an entire civilization! Transform the simple tribe of Zellians into a modern and efficient society by developing cities, constructing useful buildings, and discovering new technology! Protect your civilians from the evil god, Zorm, as you expand their cities and improve the quality of life in this detailed Strategy game.
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Elrik is a young boy who must go on an epic journey in the search of the seven elemental keys of the goddess Aeria. During his adventure, Elrik meets some new friends, including an elemental mage, a dragon hunter and a nature mage. Together they'll have to overcome various obstacles, traverse many locations and defeat lots of dangerous enemies.
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Tatacara Jawab Telifon Paling Kerek

Sebenarnye cara menjawab tepon yang kite amalkan adelah salah... dan kebanyakannye sama..terpikir kah anda untuk menjawab dengan jawapan yang betul. Jadi disini kite akan cube untuk menukarkan jawapannye (tak le boring sangat lebih² lg kalu yg kejenye mmg jawab tepon).
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. 1. Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?
. Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.
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. 2. Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
. Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..
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. 3. Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?
. Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye saya.
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. 4. Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?
. Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.
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. 5. Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?
. Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.
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. 7. Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?
. Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan perkhidmatannye... time kacih.
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. 8. Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. saya nak bercakap dengannye.
. Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap
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. 9. Soalan: halloo... ...
. Jawapan: haloo. pusat sakit mental disini. anda ingin mendaftar?
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. 10. Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...
. Jawapan: maap. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.
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. 11. Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
. Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masih menjawab betul le tu.
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. 12. Soalan: assalammualaikum...
. Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite wajib
. jawab)

Mengapa Perlu Kawin

Udin baru berusia 14 tahun. Dia tahu yang minggu depan kakaknya yang sulung akan berkahwin.

"Kakak... kenapa akak mesti kahwin?" Tanya Udin petah.

"Nanti Udin dah besar, Udin tau sendiri la... ", jawab Kakak Udin.

Nyata Udin tidak berpuas hati dengan jawapan tersebut.

Esoknya seperti biasa, Udin akan bertandang ke rumah Harun dan Karim apabila balik dari kelas mengaji Quran. Harun dan Karim merupakan sahabat baik dan mereka menyewa sebuah rumah berhampiran dengan rumah keluarga Udin. Mungkin kerana sama-sama masih teruna, Udin selesa duduk melepak di rumah Harun dan Karim walaupun umur mereka jauh berbeza.

Semasa Udin sampai ke rumah bujang tersebut, Harun dan Karim sedang asyik menonton cerita kegilaan mereka, CSI-Vegas.

"Harun, kau tolong garu belakang aku! Aduh, gatalnya!" Pinta Karim.

"Ah, tak kuasa aku! Tulah! Aku suruh kahwin kau tak nak. Kalau tak, boleh gak bini kau tolong garu belakang." Balas Harun pula.

Udin tiba-tiba berasa amat gembira. Kini dia sudah dapat jawapannya.

"Kakak! Saya dah tahu sebab apa kakak kahwin!" Kata Udin dengan girang.

"Sebab apa?" Tanya Kakak Udin.

"Sebab gatal belakang!" Jawab Udin yakin.

Bapa mereka yang terdengar perbualan Udin dengan kakaknya itu menyampuk,

"Salah nak... sebenarnya gatal depan... .

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Kisah Kura-Kura

Pada suatu hari, ada 3 ekor Kura-kura hendak pergi berkelah
bersama-sama. Kura-kura pertama membawa makanan, Kura-kura kedua membawa
minuman, sedangkan Kura-kura ketiga tidak membawa apa-apa pun.


Di dalam perjalanan tiba-tiba hujan pun turun dengan lebatnya, sehingga
mereka tidak boleh meneruskan perjalanan. Kemudian timbul perbualan di
antara mereka.


kurakura Kisah Kura Kura


Kura-kura I: “Ermmm….. salah seekor daripada kita mesti balik untuk amik
payung. Siapa yang nak pergi ni?”


Kura-kura I dan II saling pandang memandang, dan sepakat menuding Kura-kura
III.


Kura-kura III: “Tak nak lah. Aku jalan lambat dan nanti aku nak sampai sini
lagilah terlambat. Pasti korang akan bedal makanan ni semua.”


Kura-kura I & II: Eh Taklah. “Kita orang tunggu sampai engkau datang.”


Kura-kura III: “Betul??? Kalau aku lambat 1 jam?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “Kalau 3 jam?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “Kalau 1 hari?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “3 hari?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “5 hari?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “1 minggu?”


Kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu.”


Kura-kura III: “2 minggu?”


Kura-kura I & II: “Kita orang akan tetap tunggu. Engkau pergi je lah.”


Dengan berat hati, akhirnya Kura-kura III pun berangkat. Kura-kura I & II
menunggu dengan setia. Sehari, dua hari dan seminggu telah berlalu.
Kura-kura III tidak juga balik. Setelah dua minggu berlalu, Kura-kura I & II
sudah tidak dapat menahan lapar.


Kura-kura I : “Aku dah tak tahan lapar ni. Kita makan je laaaah.”


Kura-kura II: “Aku pun dah nak pengsan ni. Jom kite habiskan makanan ni.”


Tiba-tiba Kura-kura III muncul dari semak dan berseru “Hoi! Nasib baik aku
belum pergi lagi. Kalau tak, pasti engkau orang habiskan makanan ni kan?

kan?!!!”


Kura-kura I & II : ” @#$%^& !”